Holy moly.

Ridiculously expensive gulp DLC would actually be really

funny.

It would be like having a CSGO knife.

It would make me go not hungry in the office, which is nice.

True.

You could eat again.

You do need, you know, what's it recommended?

Like a gram per kilogram of protein?

I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, you need at least three to maintain

that physique, so...

I'm very, very close to 200 grams daily, so...

If it does smell in the office, I'm so sorry.

That's okay.

How much do you weigh these days?

79.

My God, we're like basically the same weight.

We are.

Holy shit.

79.

And

I had...

It's kind of crazy.

I'm going to be short about this, but...

I've been... April was... March and April were very, like, very harsh months in how hard I dieted.

And I had an eye-opener for how hard I was overdoing it.

Because I reached a huge energy dip on Thursday last week.

And I was like, fuck it.

This weekend, I'm not counting anything.

And Saturday and Sunday, I ended up gorging.

Like, I... We ate...

I ate two pizzas.

Back to back on Saturday.

That's baller.

Yes.

That's like, that's the amount.

And, you know, sweets and shit on top of that.

Saturday was a two-pizza day, Napoleon pizza, and Sunday was Brooklyn burger, and then I stole choco balls, easily surpassing 1500 calories in just that alone, from the office, whatever, gorged.

And I weighed in yesterday at 79, which is 0.6 kilograms lighter than before the weekend started.

You're just

peak efficiency, man.

Yes, I think my body is trying to catch up.

You eating enough fiber, man?

Sorry?

You eating enough fiber?

I think so, yes.

Between breakfast and dinner, yeah.

Getting your 40 grams?

Yes.

Okay.

45, yeah, 45, 50, yeah.

Because, you know, colon cancer is killing your generation.

Ah,

shit.

The only cancer killing me will be the Max one.

The Pepsi Max one.

You better hold on tight, spider monkey.

Where the hell you been, Loka?

Have you seen Twilight?

No.

No, it's too bad.

I heard all the...

bad stuff about it not bad but like people were so like oh my god i don't but it's so it's so did they call it bad no people in my like around my sphere back in high school and around just called it like what was the word the best word for that like just

Cheesy corny I think people just jealous of the guy actor in the movie Robert Pattinson.

I know if it's his name, but yeah, maybe

you know, it's This is how I know that you that you aren't in a long-term relationship because if you're with someone long enough, you're going to have a

You're gonna watch all the Twilight movies.

Ah, shit.

It's just what happens.

My longest relationship was three and a half years, so... That's actually kind of shocking.

Really?

That you never watched it.

But she also

never watched it, so you

know.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

She was one of the good ones.

No, it's a great series of films.

Really?

Don't get me wrong.

Okay, okay.

I haven't read the books.

I can't speak for the books.

Oh, maybe.

Maybe.