Um, what I can show you is the, the ragdoll.

Oh.

So, you've probably seen them by now, but the reason that this was even made was for the patch notes video.

And I was actually a little disappointed that more people didn't catch, like, that I got fucking sent down the stairs.

Yep.

Like, did people think that I did that for real?

And that I was okay?

We had a million cushions downstairs waiting.

No one commented on that.

But yeah, so... Oh, God.

Basically gab again was kind enough to 3d scan me We do need to make you a we need to make me a 3d.

Yeah.

Yeah, we should make it topless Oh, absolutely, and we should cover you in oil first.

I took some progress pics yesterday.

So it's looking good actually nice.

Yeah So gab kindly enough 3d scanned me.

Yeah, he

just fucking died He's

dead I

And he set up the ragdoll, which was very kind of him as well.

It's very stinky.

I think sock sandals is just a very U.S. thing.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe

it's

adjacent.

Were you talking about my slides?

Yeah.

These are premium sandals.

Premium slides from Costco, okay?

These, this is the best thing a Costco membership can buy.

And where are your premium socks from?

These were like $2.

My premium socks, also from Costco.

They're Puma.

They're Puma socks.

They're always running some sort of promotion of Puma at Costco.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, my girlfriend's mom got me them.

They're fantastic.

They're so comfy.

I think they're memory foam.

When will you be posting these progress pictures?

Well...

I have a bank account in this building.

I mean, we do need some more money.

We do need some more money.

That's damn true.

We do need more money.

Nothing on Ben's chat, don't worry.

Yet.

Does this mean you could insert that model instead of the spiders for an alternative arachnophobia mode?

So, I will show something a little fucked up.

So, hold on, I need to bring it over, though.

Pause.

You didn't see that, guys.

Hold on.

What do you mean Jace?

It's all about Jason now.

Look, right there he is.

There's your Jason skin.

What you'll notice is a layer of dirt on me.

And I kind of look like a corpse that's been reanimated.

Holy cups.

Holy moly.

But yeah, so... Gab has been having a lot of fun with my 3D model.

And this was one of the things that he sent me.

And he created... Oh, God.

Oh, no.

This is a biblically accurate...

It never gets old.

Fuck's sake.

Yeah, dude, the photo scan is...

It's fucking rough.

Like, I didn't really have that bad of acne as a teenager, but I look fucking...

I look bad.

You look... Yeah, you look charred.

You look charred.

Like, you've been places.

Yeah.

Bad places.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We even kept one of these...

Like, I mean, all devs that saw this at Gab's PC were just dying of laughter.

We kept one of those bloops for the video itself as well.

And people got a kick in most out of the shoulders.

They really liked the shoulders.

It's just, holy moly.

He has seen some shit, creature bot.

Yeah, so Gab very kindly set up the ragdoll and then I took that and I...

Went to town.

I mean, I've been having fun with it regardless, but I basically used F-Spy, which is like a program you can set the perspective of a shot.

Yeah.

And then I just yeeted myself down...

I have a wall to catch shadows and light and like a little floor and then yeah, it just fucking

Just did it.

Yep.

And I tried to match the lighting as best I could.

To anyone, like, looking remotely close, you can see I'm actually moving at full speed here.

Like, it's a blur.

Don't worry about work safety.

This is actually...

There was nothing in front of me as we shot this.

Yeah, these are two different shots.

Yeah, just masked on top of each other.

So I didn't actually...

crash into jason with all of my all my might like it may appear

okay for sure oh god oh no oh oh that's that i'm out for the season oh no

I broke you, holy shit.

Apparently also the hands Gab had to replace.

Oh, am I that strong?

Oh shit, yeah,

he did.

There's a little bit of decapitation going on.

I just broke your hand straight off by sheer impact force to your belly.

Yeah, that's not... That's fucked up.

That's not bad.

That's fucked up.

This is the face of regret.

The Pepsi Max punch did land, though, in its actual face.

Yeah.

It had a nice

shiner.

Bunk.

Yeah, I know.