One.

Yo!

What's up?

Oh, feels good, man.

Finally, we can...

What's up, you little shits?

It's finally here.

Oh, we can finally just relax.

Can we?

Oh, sorry.

As in the secret.

Yeah.

I was going to say, like, oh, we can finally talk about it.

And I'm like, can we?

Yeah.

I mean, the

update is out.

It's all live.

Hopefully.

It should be.

We don't

know.

We haven't actually... Yeah,

we've been in this friggin' cinema all day.

Yeah, the update should be out.

I can actually refresh the website and see.

Don't worry about it.

Let's see.

Website hasn't been updated.

It will be soon.

But

everything is rolling out now.

So I hope this sort of explains why

we haven't had a roadmap and we kept everything secret and we never said anything about steam or pipes I hope this makes sense now of course we wanted to of course we want to have a more open development but we couldn't look how much better this moment is you

know yeah honestly like all that time to be like in the shade of me like that was so worth it just watching chat holy shit I was just my heart was pounding watching the chat go we legit screamed literally screamed

I was like

like actually like we were like coming up to the moment.

We're like, no, no, they don't So good I wish we could have like, you

know

had like out like like our reaction

in the yeah, but that was ruined It totally would have ruined it like

oh, yeah, we could have filmed could have filmed it and showed up Yeah, I didn't think of that until it's too late.

Yeah, so yeah,

oh

Steam.

We heard people want to steam.

So we did that.

We don't know when yet because we have to finish things.

So we don't know when, but pipes are out right now.

And I hope you like them.

Those are the hyper tubes.

Not loop.

That's in there.

Did you see the little golf buggy thing?

Yay!

That

was the

thing that was in the ground

finally

the little Roomba.

Yeah, whatever it was hoverboard whatever people call it

Yeah, so that little dude you like you drive around your factory to get around quicker And then you hop out and you can pick it up.

That's the thing about that vehicle Yeah, so it's red, and it's like it's made for foundations.

Yeah, it's like it's not for

flex boring It's made for like when you've built your factory.

Yeah, so it's

trailer one more time trailer one more time Can we do that?

Are we set up for that?

I can set it up.

Yeah, no, we should totally do the trailer one more time.

Yeah, because I have it here.

Okay, give us a moment.

We'll hook that up right now.

But yeah, there are so many changes that Pipes has introduced.

It's not just like, there's a pipe that sucks up water.

You know, like, a lot of folks, whenever I made the meme about...

There's no good reasons.

I mean, basically, all the reasons you said were good reasons.

You're right.

No!

We did it anyway.

Terrible.

All fresh ideas.

Yeah, so... Oh, it

just feels so weird.

Yeah, it does.

So, yeah, basically, we had to overhaul so much.

uh to get it not only just to get it work like just getting something working in the game is not enough from like an official release it all has to like synergize with everything and and work with everything and so on the design front the designers have done a lot of really good work for that and it's just it's such a huge update and when you check the patch notes which will be on the website soon or are now i'm not sure um when you check those patch notes like scroll down on that you're gone for days

yeah it's like and and maybe now you also understand why we had to fucking rebalance the game I mean it's partly it's partly it's a big reason why to yeah we also wanted to make a bit more fresh yeah but a big reason is because pipes fuck everything else just screwed everything

And yeah, I won't mention on some of the ways that they work, so you can check them out yourselves.

And so sometimes maybe it's a good idea to start from the beginning because some of the newest stuff are introduced earlier and may affect how you want to progress through the game.

That's up to you.