Kick him.

So yeah, what we're going to do now is we're going to play the marriage game, which is like...

The newlywed game.

The newlywed game, which is usually something you play when you're newlywed.

If you're like

YouTubers

and you're like

a new couple

and you're like, oh my God, let's get

some views.

So it's more of like a team building exercise.

It's

not

though.

It's going to be terrible.

But marriage questions.

Yeah, team building.

So as you might not know, Snit and I recently got married.

Yeah.

And

we just had a divorce.

Just had a divorce.

So we're going to go through the divorce game.

The divorce game is next.

So we have a bunch of questions and the game is that you ask each other the question, right?

And you write down what the other person will respond.

So if I ask you, like, what's my favorite color?

You write down what my favorite color is and I write down your favorite color.

And then we ask each other, like...

What's your favorite color?

And I say, purple.

And you're like, ha-ha, purple!

Yay!

And you absolutely knew that.

It's violet, but whatever.

Yeah,

yeah.

Now I know

that

one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That

was a call-out to the last

stream.

So yeah, we're going to do that.

Unfortunately, I didn't have time to set it up so you guys can see the questions.

But we're going to repeat it.

We'll read the

questions out, and then we're going to write it down, and then we can show you guys.

So the first question is, what's your favorite memory of something we've done together?

So you have to ask, what's my favorite memory of what we've done, and I'm your favorite memory of what we've done.

Right?

Right.

Okay.

And... What was that squeaky thing?

Oh, that was you.

It was Mia.

It was not the pen.

People are going to make fun of my handwriting.

Wait, so it's your favorite thing that we've done.

Shit.

Dude, that's so hard.

Easy.

Easy.

I don't know.

I'm trying to remember if there was an occasion.

I feel like I'm going to botch this.

I feel like I'm going to botch this and you're like, what the fuck, man?

All right.

I also botched my handwriting.

Alright, so who goes first?

You go first.

Okay, so your favorite memory of something we've done is trolling the streams on release.

All right, your favorite memory.

What was your favorite memory?

Probably this one.

I was actually considering.

The one I'm

going to do.

I was actually considering.

So what's mine?

Cribs video.

That's a pretty good one, but it's not my favorite one.

Oh, what's your favorite one?

I think my favorite one was when we were trolling the streams.

That was pretty fun.

So for those

of you who don't know, after the initial early access release, a lot of people were streaming, and so Snutt and I went on to...

people's streams he was on his personal account i was on the coffee stain account and we would go into the the streams and hang out in the chat for a bit and then just be like this game looks like dog and then people like what are you doing it's your game but there was this one guy uh they didn't know that it was us who made the game so we got banned yeah immediately like yeah

no like the

official coffee staying account got banned yeah

for calling Satisfactory.

And they were

like, fuck

off, guys.

It's a

pretty cool game,

though.

They weren't mad about the game.

They were enjoying it.

But they were pretty cool.

They figured it out later and they unbent it.

But it was pretty funny.

And

then I made a joke, like...

before New Year's Eve, where people were, like, close to getting, like, I have almost 500, like, followers on my Twitter or whatever.

So I had, like, a thousand until my next step.

So I was like, can I get a thousand followers before New Year's Eve?

And Bikeman retweeted me, and he said, yeah, follow Snutt.

His tweets are fairly amusing.

Fairly.

Fairly amusing.

And I thought that was fucking hilarious.

That's pretty

good.

It's better than nothing.

Okay, so the next question is, if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would that be and why?

And why?

I mean, how long do you have?

What's a little essay here?

Let's just go the place.

Yeah, yeah.

Like anywhere.

Shit.

I have no idea.

For me or for yourself?

Do you feel like you have a...

I have no

idea for you.

I guess I

maybe have an idea for

me.

Yeah, I'm just gonna...

People complain that I wrote two way too small, so I'm gonna...

Yeah.

I don't think this is it, but y'all are...

Alright.

I'll

go first?

You go first?

Alright.

The thing is...

That's actually correct.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Cause it's like, somewhere I wanna go, but it's so far away that I'll probably, like...

I'll probably do it at some point.

But it's like one of those trips where it's like, I wanna do it, but it's a big fucking commitment to do that.

And also I wanna go with someone who actually knows how to speak Japanese, cause I feel like...

Yeah, just come with me on one of my trips.

Anyway, that's mine.

And yours was

Japan.

Yeah, I mean, for those of you who don't know, I lived there for many years.

So it's like, yeah, I really, really want to go back.

At the same time, I really, really want to go back to Australia to visit family.

You know, it's kind of strange.

I mean, I think you're probably right.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Is there a new place that I'd want to go to?

Because I

couldn't think of any place that, like, I've been to that I want to go to.

Like, there's a lot of places I want to go to.

Like, I want to go back to San Francisco because I was, like, really young when I were there for, like, a long time.

Yeah, that might actually be good.

San Francisco or... Yeah.

But I don't know what it's gonna be like.

I'm gonna have all these like vivid memories of what San Francisco was like when I was a kid.

And like running around the streets and like, yeah, seeing all that.

And when I go back now, it's gonna be completely different.

And I'm gonna be like, oh, it's not the same.

It's still pretty interesting.

Yeah.

I think you'll enjoy it either way.

Page turning, page turning ASMR.

All right, next question is, what things in your life bring you the most joy?

What's joy?

I know, right?

Oh, I know.

I know what mine is.

But what yours is?

Oh.

Oh,

my god.

What

do I do?

I can't write this.

Or maybe I can.

I don't know.

Okay.

This is a cheesy one.

Wait,

I forgot what mine was.

Hang on.

Oh yeah, I remember again.

There is one correct answer for this.

Oh shit.

Then it's not this one.

Alright.

Let me go first then, because I know I botched this.

I

believe

your thing that brings you most joy is free time.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, that's not the case at all.

Oh,

shit.

So, acting class.

Oh, I...

Mmm, I knew that one Fuck me.

I recently got into I did an acting class last year I just got into the advanced acting class which starts on Monday and I it's the only thing that makes me like 100% happy I

feel like I stabbed you in the back you did just showed me that you really don't care.

Yeah, but anyway yours Editing videos, but not like your videos like your YouTube project.

Mm-hmm

That's what I mean.

I'm gonna be honest.

It's like the least favorite thing.

Okay.

It's like, it's a lot of fun, but it's like, it's also like mental fucking breakdown every single time.

Yeah.

Um, it is, it is.

Oh yeah, Kristen Stewart.

Oh yeah, that's pretty good.

That should have been mine.

Jace's is where it's at.

Uh, life brings most joy.

Fuck if I know.

Um, I think, um,

Sorry, Mike there's like, how long until the update?

Oh, never mind.

Nice.

Honestly, video games.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That's like the... Like the thing...

Things.

Yeah, thing.

Like I think video games is the best one because it's just take my mind off stuff.

That's my, I think that's in general, like everything that gets me to stop thinking.

Yeah.

Hardcore drugs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, but I... Oh, wait, actually, no.

I think it's mast...

It's not a thing, but, like, mastering something.

I really like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mastering masturbation?

Yeah.

No, but, like, getting really good... Like, that's why I really like Rocket League, because, like, the game is never over until you're the best in the world.

I'm never gonna be that, so it's gonna be... You sure won't be.

Whoa.

All right,

calm down

a second.

All right, next one.

Let's go.

What do you like best about me?

What the fuck?

So, okay, so it's...

Wait, so it's... What I like best about you is what you're going to write down.

And I'm writing down what you like best about me.

okay

that's

confusing this is

the cringy one though yeah remember this is supposed to be like the the marriage tag right so you're supposed to like ask your your husband or wife or whatever but it's funny this is my co-worker like what do you like best about me oh my god oh my god you like my hair

um maybe this one no this

is so lame

what

This is stupid.

But you know what?

This is the conflict.

This is the hard thing about this game.

This is what makes it fun.

So I say it's stupid, but it's like you

learn

something.

All right, you want me to go first?

Sure.

My favorite thing is... My jokes.

That's 100% correct.

Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And humor,

I'd say.

Yeah.

Yeah, boy.

Okay.

Weird.

And yours?

Nothing.

And I'd say yours is that I am organized.

Yeah, I wouldn't say that that's my favorite thing about you.

But I think it's a really good thing.

Yeah, especially when it's like when we come together as a team because

I'm a fucking maniac, right?

And he's super organized.

So it's really good when we

come together.

Yeah.

But I have to say, like, that thing is so true, because, like, our Twitter fucking discourses or whatever, it's

so fucking funny.

Yeah, yeah.

I have, like, top, like, tweets of, like, when we're interacting.

Like, one of my favorite ones is, like, before we met, we had, like, a discussion where we made jokes about the YouTube thing, or, like, smash like, and we just kept, like, upping the ante, so it's like, make sure to smash that like button, make sure to thrash that like button, and you ended it with just, like, kill, kill, kill!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, the days when I was actually funny.

Oh,

so good.

Yeah, I don't know.

Good shit.

Good shit.

Alright, next one.

Real love, they say.

Kiss.

If you could spend a whole day doing something you love, what would that be?

I mean, that feels like it's the same one as the third one.

Yeah.

Let's skip that one.

We have a lot of questions, so we should skip the ones that...

What's the most important thing that your mom taught you?

Ooh.

You're never gonna get mine.

Yeah, I will, actually.

Dude, I'm never gonna get yours, though.

Okay, you go first.

Alright, so something that...

The most important thing that your mom taught you was don't be shit.

I don't know.

Sure.

I don't know what the most important thing she taught me was.

Yeah, I don't know.

She was just pretty cool.

Um, mine is, for you, don't play the Xbox unless you say, I say it's your turn.

It's so fucking funny!

Unless I say it's your turn.

Okay, I'm gonna count that as, cause that's fucking hilarious.

Yeah.

Mom, it's my turn.

I have a

memory of my mom, we were out walking, it was really windy, and my mom was a fucking asshole sometimes.

Like, my mom would have this thing where, like, she would just give me the finger, for no reason.

Out of compassion.

So we- she- I'd be like sitting and she would just walk by and be like, and just walk past me.

Fucking love that shit.

Uh, and we were out walking and I was- Tough love.

I was pretty young and she was like, did you know that, uh, if you spit in the wind,

you win and I'm like hell yeah and I did it and I got like oh

my god you got rekt rekt and she was like

you're

a

fucking

idiot

don't be and the lesson was like don't don't like fall for tricks yeah from other people right right

I remember there was one time I fell over I was playing outside and I hurt my knee and I ran in and I went to my dad and I was like dad I hurt myself so he spanked me and he was like because you're doing something stupid

wow

Shit, he's got real... Mauritian parents, dude.

Alright, next one is... What big dream do you most want to pursue?

I mean... You're never gonna know what mine is.

oh god in that case i have to go all out

yeah big dream and pursue it's none of the obvious ones it might be what the it would be i'm just gonna go with the lame lame you're actually so bad if you get this wrong if i get this wrong yeah

You just gave it away.

all right all

right

all right i go first yeah your biggest dream is to

become an actor hell yeah that is correct yeah i love acting so much and i just want to learn more and more and more yours yes since it's not obvious so i went with the the unobvious possible solution or suggestion i don't think it's like not obvious but it's like really i think this is pretty obvious yeah cam girl

cam girl yeah

No, okay, but for real?

I didn't think about it.

But for real?

Let's see.

I mean, I would say either Rocket League or maybe filmmaking.

Rocket League would be really

cool.

But yeah, filmmaking is...

I think there's a lot of things that I want to do, but I think the general one is I want to be like...

I'd watch.

I think the general one is I want to be completely independent and do whatever I want.

But that could be filmmaking or cam girling, you know?

But I want it to be on my terms, I think.

At some point.

All right.

Okay, let me just...

need to wake up okay so the next question is this was kind of similar to the one uh that was really lame oh i'm gonna skip that one too oh yeah this is good okay okay okay okay so i'm gonna just go like so the question is uh what do you think about the most during your regular day all right

let's see

Oh, this is tough.

I'm so sorry.

No, I think this is a pretty lame one.

All right, I'll go first.

Okay.

Work.

Work.

In general.

That's so true.

I'm a fucking workaholic, dude.

Yeah.

And yours is... Good tweets!

yeah actually that's pretty that's pretty good i was i was thinking it would be work yeah but yeah that's my that's my but yeah i feel

like you're all you're so often like you're sitting at just like oh i have a good tweet well that's tweet yeah oh that's a tweet and then you're like write it down like you know someone's hardcore when they'd be like i'm preparing tweets yeah

you should save my saves drops dude it's an entire library of

dog it's so good

um

No, wait.

When's the next update?

In 28 minutes.

It's true.

And 15

seconds.

Yep.

Let's see.

I think this is good for length.

Is this

one good?

It's really cringy.

Yeah, that's

funny.

Okay, let's do it.

That's funny.

It's bad, but it's funny.

Yeah, so the next question is, how do you most aspire to be as a partner to me?

as like a community manager partner or as a married couple married couple um okay wait so let me just perfect because it's the question is for you how do i aspire wait aspire

yeah

or is it it's weird huh it's like it's like a double negative

yeah it just feels like you're supposed to just answer the question yeah

Maybe we have to skip it.

It's too weird.

Okay, so it's like, what's your biggest aspiration to me?

I think is the phrasing of it.

Like, what...

Yeah.

Wow, the fucking look you have on you.

No, I'm just confused.

Like, yeah, I mean, yeah.

But what could that answer be?

You know what I mean?

It's like, uh, do the dishes.

Alright, let's go.

Alright, let's just write something.

Yeah.

I think we can

just make this one funny.

Yeah.

I don't know if I should write this.

I'm gonna check with you first before I say this on stream.

Alright.

But you do.

You finish

yours.

I'm gonna do a second one.

Okay.

Okay.

It's a little bit boring, but it's kind of funny.

All right, so, uh...

I mean...

I mean, what?

I don't know.

I'm gonna skip it.

All right, I'm gonna go read yours in the meantime.

Okay, yeah, yeah.

All right.

My aspiration for...

Wait.

So you... What... How I want to aspire to be...

So what you want to do for me.

Yeah, exactly.

Make money.

That's what that says.

Talking about money.

That was so stupid.

Favorite animal as a kid.

An echidna.

They're cute.

Oh, we still need semla.

Oh, shit.

I'm actually

hungry.

But it's kind of like,

if we have

time.

So I guess my answer then would be make rocking videos.

Honey, are you making rocking videos?

You better be.

Yeah.

All right, let's do a last one and then see if we can get a similar.

Yeah.

And then just chill.

And then just chill.

Just chill for like 20

minutes.

All right.

Wait, is this good?

What?

Ooh, this can get real.

That can

get real.

That's gonna get real if I have to fucking explain.

I'm gonna do that on stream now.

Oh, no, we're not doing that either.

I mean, it could be any secret.

I mean...

I think with that one, we don't do this thing.

We just tell, we

just say it.

Yeah.

Like, don't do the thing.

Because that one could be funny.

I'm just trying to think of one because I'm really honest.

I can't remember.

I mean,

I'm

really honest as well.

Yeah,

but

like... My secret

isn't gonna reveal that much.

I can't think of one, though.

Mine is I took a shit on your chest when you were sleeping.

Got him.

The question is, what secret did you never share with anyone?

So my secret is, when I was in the third grade, I went to the little canteen where you buy bags of chips or whatever.

What's it fucking called?

the cafeteria thingy and i stole candy how could you my friend wanted me to he said here's some money can you buy me a candy so i went over there and then i stole it instead of buying it and i went back and i'm like hey check it out i stole it you can have your money back and he was like no just go buy some for me so i kept the stolen ones and then i bought him his candy

damn

It was a slippery slope from there.

I actually have a similar story that I've never told in one that I forgot about but I just remembered because you sparked that like childhood memory.

That's what I do.

I had like I was playing with my friend and he had like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like fucking boomer game toys here.

No, still valid.

So like he had Ninja Turtles and like there were so many Ninja Turtles like action figures.

They were not dolls.

And he had, like, this cool, like, I don't remember who, which one of them, I think it was Michelangelo, had, like, this cool weapon.

And I was like, oh, I want that.

And I just took it.

And then I had it for a while.

And then I felt really bad for taking it.

So I was, like, trying to get, like, a playtime with it and get, like,

hey, can we hang out and play games?

Like, oh, I can't.

Like, never, like, really

tried to get back.

Just so I could get back this fucking thing to it.

Yeah.

No, yeah, he hated me.

Maybe he just knew it was me.

But I finally got one and I, like, got the thing back.

Because he had, like, mentioned it, like, in school, like, oh, yeah, no, I just, I lost this thing to my, I probably misplaced it or my mom vacuumed it or something.

It was like, hmm.

But I gave it

back.

See anything else there single greatest accomplishment.

Yeah That's a weird

one.

Yeah, I mean mine is maybe satisfactory or maybe it was when I first moved to Sweden or maybe it was when I first moved to Yeah, cuz I asked you this

question on the

circle

Yeah, what did I say?

And you said, like, the time when you felt like you were doing a good job as a community manager.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So there's that.

So the answer I gave in one of these videos was, like, my entire life, I've always been good at stuff, but I never felt like I was really, really great.

And I never felt that proud of myself for anything.

But then when I became a community manager and things started working, that was probably my biggest accomplishment thing, because I really felt like I was doing it really, really well, and I was really proud of the way I was doing it.

And not everyone's going to agree with that, and that's fine, but I really do.

And so that felt pretty nice.

Yeah.

I don't

know what mine is.

Have you done anything?

While you were talking, or like... No, like...

I don't

know what mine

would be, actually.

Because I'm such a, like... My biggest opponent is me, you know?

Where it's like...

I'm always like, oh no, you could do this better.

And people are like, no, this is really good.

I'm like, yeah, no, it's not.

It's not good enough.

Like, I've always been like that.

I think maybe my biggest achievement was...

Probably when one of my photos was featured on the front page of the biggest guitar magazine in the world.

I think that's my biggest achievement.

I don't remember being like yeah fuck yeah this is like my biggest thing but it was just like one step but like oh yeah this is one step as a photographer and I'm not no longer a photographer but uh it was like it was like I kept that magazine so like apparently he made an impression on me yeah all right uh can you get semla

yep and I'll did you

want to drink or anything uh no I think I'm good all right uh and I'll just keep I can answer some questions if anyone has any good ones

That's not relating to whatever.