February 11th, 2020
Jace Talk: Funny roulette story
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Snutt
Let's
Jace
see what's going on.
Roulette, exactly.
I'm going to talk to Hannah a bit.
I have a funny roulette story, by the way.
There was one time, all of coffee stained.
I feel like I'm never going to get this story out, actually.
Not with all you guys here.
Go for it, Chase.
I was going to say
Hannah
you'll get an HR strike, but why?
Did you leave Hannah?
Did I?
Jace
Did you?
I don't know what I did.
You probably did.
See, it's no big deal to her to just strike anyone else.
Doesn't even care.
HR strikes for you.
All right, so I had this story, right?
So there was one time, all of Coffee Stain, we went on a little trip to Nice in France.
Oh, jeez.
Fucking scared the shit out of me, right?
And then so everyone was like exploring nice and I was like I'm gonna go to Monaco I'm gonna take a train and I was like I don't want to come and everyone's like no That's what you sounded like all of you So no one came with me
So I took a train to Monaco and, uh, just walked around, checked some stuff out, and then I went to the Monte Carlo Casino, and I'm in, like, shorts and flip-flops, right?
And just, like, a shirt.
And I go in there, and I'm like, I don't even think they're gonna let me in.
There's, like, Ferraris parked out front.
And so I went in, and before I went in, I put a poll on Twitter.
I was like, I'm gonna put all my money on roulette, red or black.
And Twitter voted red or black, I can't remember which.
And so I went into the casino...
and I sat at a roulette table, everyone's dressed fancy, right?
And I just like, and I sit there and I'm like, just kind of sitting there and they're like playing roulette and I have no idea what to do.
I don't have chips or anything like that.
And I'm just like, the guy's playing and there's these two guys to the side and they go, they're scribbling on like little notepads and they're like whispering to each other.
And this is like older lady, she's in like dressed up and she's like betting and blah, blah, blah.
And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I want to play, but I don't know how to play.
So I'm like, after they finished the game, I said to the guy, I was like, can I buy chips?
He was like, yes.
And I was like, here's money.
And he's like, put it on the table.
And I was like, all right.
Like, I'm in front of these people.
And then he takes the money.
And then he gives me the chips.
And I put all my chips on red or black, whatever Twitter voted for.
And then on that one, I won.
Everyone else lost.
They left the table.
And I took my money and just ran.
So that's my roulette story.
And it was enough money to cover my trip to Monaco and back to Nice.
So I spent no money.
So amazing.
Thanks, Twitter.
Snutt
Thanks, Twitter.
Always bet on Twitter.
Yeah, always bet on Twitter.