Oh boy, what tools does the CEO ask, you wonder?

That's why you're all here, and it's Twitter, apparently.

This guy thinks he's a meme lord.

He thinks he's a comedian.

He thinks he's funny.

It's pretty good.

It's actually pretty good, though.

He's actually pretty funny.

He's coming for my job, man.

What am I gonna do?

If he keeps posting like this, what am I gonna do?

No, but for real, he doesn't do anything else apart from that.