I'm a programmer and the community manager here at Coffee Stain Studios, and you've read the title of this video, you know what it's about, so let's do this.

In the past, I've joked many times on Twitter about how many copies of Satisfactory we actually sold.

I think I said, I claimed that we sold 10, and then 9, and then back up to 15, and then back down to 9, and then there was a refund down to 8, and now we're back at 10.

But today I'm giving you the real numbers.

I'm serious, no joking, no milo, just the real numbers.

So we have sold...

Drum roll, Ben.

300, wait, 500, wait, 507, wait, 507,374.

Got it first try.

And that's a lot of coffee out of every unit.

And in fact, this is our best launch ever for coffee stains.

So this is just super cool.

It has exceeded all of our expectations.

It's just amazing.

Cool.