Bro, cut the chase.

What's new?

Cut the chase.

Not much, man.

How about you?

What is new?

Oh, my haircut.

Yesterday.

Oh, Friday, actually.

Last Friday.

Mikael got a haircut.

I did get a haircut.

Our office dog is getting a haircut in like a week.

She's going to be this tiny.

Lilith?

Yeah.

She's going to lose like half her body weight.

Yeah.

From that floof alone.

I like her when she

has all her

floof.

Yeah.

And our other office dog got a haircut.

She came all trimmed down today.

Oh, spaghetti monsters.

Emmett did get a haircut.

You're going to see it in the video later.

He did.

It's looking very, very stylish.

He's looking so handsome.

I love Emmett's style, I have to say.

It

was funny for me because when I started at this job, Emmett had a very kind of neutral style.

And then he took a trip to Japan and then came back looking drippy as fuck.

And he just has stayed drippy.

I don't know what happened.

Something happened.

Something happened over there.

It's

fucking crazy.

They want you to go bald.

Me to go bald?

Meep wants you to go bald.

You

don't have to wait much longer.

Nah, man.

You got plenty of hair.

Yeah, I still think it's solid.