So let's be friends.

No, we can't be friends.

How can we be friends if you know nothing about me?

Well, I'll tell you a little bit about myself.

My name is Jace.

I'm Australian.

I'm pushing 30.

I'm 165 centimeters or 300 feet and two inches tall.

I weigh too many kilograms, so that's 2.2 times too many pounds for those of you who use pounds.

I love long walks.

My greatest strength is by far my modesty.

My greatest weakness is probably my tendency to overshare.

I trim my pubic hair.

I'll do almost anything for gin.

I routinely relapse back into old-school runescape.

I love trolling on LinkedIn.

I'm what I like to call bi-squared.

That is bisexual and bipolar, which means when I'm up, I want and love everyone and everything around me, and when I'm down, I'm a sad little poopy face, which is interesting that coffee stand let me do this anyway.

Safe.

But don't be too impressed.

I'm trash at both.

And what's a YouTube video without some controversy?

Swedish pizza sucks.

So if you want to be friends knowing all that, that would be really great.

If you like Swedish pizza, maybe you don't want to be my friend, but that's okay.

I'm sure we can find some common ground anyway.

Well, that was embarrassing.