December 19th, 2019
Coffee Stain Video Retrospective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wSiuQBeR3I&t=9239
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Snutt
so so yeah i think uh i think we're at your video now we're at my video now so i
Jace
made a video snoop made that one now whilst there you were all amazing in the community you know what there's also us here yeah and we have a lot of good memories and so i've made a little montage video of the videos that we've put out for you all as well as some behind the scenes things and again going through these i it blows me away how much
We did.
How many videos I made and the help that I had and how much content is out there.
It blew my fucking mind.
So yeah, enjoy
Snutt
this video.
It's like five minutes or something.
Or six, I'm not sure.
Yeah, enjoy.
Enjoy.
Grab your popcorn because it's going to be a treat.
It's the Lord of the Rings tier.
Jace
Here we go.
Go for it, dude.
Coffee stand, I'm looking for a new community manager.
Manager.
Community manager.
Manager.
Coffee stand out.
Two, three.
Well, you were like a little bit late.
Two, three.
Too early?
Two, three.
It's like a Christmas buff.
Can it be dispelled?
A lot of people wanted a new vehicle.
A lot of people requested a flying vehicle, like a plane or like a drone.
Well, we didn't make either of those, but we did make a car.
Oh, jeez.
Snutt
What
do you
Snutt
want?
Is that more flannel back there?
Yeah.
Flannel stain studios?
Hannah
Okay.
Nathalie
Hi.
Jace
All right, this is much better.
For you.
Snutt
Have you been there the whole time?
Yeah.
Hi, my name is Snutt.
I'm 57 years old.
I'm an Aries, and you've already probably noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.
I like to party, yeah.
I'm somewhat of a party animal.
Fucking hell!
Jace
I gotta pretend that I'm laughing before, but really I'm dead inside.
Simon
I need the keys to survive.
I eat the keys.
Jace
What?
You eat them.
Simon
Like ice cream.
Jace
Like ice cream.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Assholes.
This is where the magic happens over here.
Hey everyone, it's Jase, the community manager from Coffee Stain Studios.
Snutt
What kind of hardware do you use?
Nathalie
Computer.
Sofi
A computer.
Joel
A computer.
Kristoffer
A computer.
Jace
It's all kind of worked on Gun Simulator a little bit, and they're pretty cool, but it also means
Joel
I mostly do sound design, but I do sometimes do a little programming.
Help Jace with some stuff.
Nathalie
I actually help Jace out every now and then.
The guy needs some help.
Kristoffer
Trying to help Jace out with programming.
Jace
Help Jace with programming.
Hannah
No, I don't.
Nathalie
I'm going on my motorbike tonight.
Jace
So in the spirit of trains and nuclear power, Snutt and I are going to take a train to a nuclear power plant.
I'm here at RingHouse, a nuclear power plant, and that is because of course we are adding nuclear power to the game.
Who's your favorite person in the office?
Jace.
Myself.
Snutt's a little baby over here.
Don't people kick the tires?
You kick a tire, and it's like a good car.
Yeah, we got cash money.
Your community manager is unprofessional.
You should be ashamed.
I treat my pubic hair.
I don't miss anything for gin.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Simon, what are you doing?
The women can't do that kind of work.
Jace.
Then make it great!
I have no idea what you're talking about, but it is what.
Joel
Huh.
This is Swedish politics right now.
Jannik
But I really like the shape.
Joel
Precisely.
Jannik
But if you... Janen that goes up to 150.
What?
Jace
Jace, Jace, Jace, Jace, Jace.
That's the studio tour.
I hope you really enjoyed it.
More tears.
Should add salt to it as well.
Snutt
lick it
Jace
the uh coffee machine is broken and there's something weird happening this time what's wrong jace something weird going on with simon going on with simon
I can see his reflection.
Simon
It's hard.
Jace
You can pay via Subway gift card.
Snutt
Can we use that?
Hannah
So I got these mascots to remind me what happens if I work too long.
So that's me.
That's my brain.
Don't work too long, kids.
Jannik
Look at the screen, and then you look at the other screen.
Ants?
Yes, it is ants.
And that's an ant, too.
Was that, like, intentional or not?
I hope not.
Nathalie
This is how you do your life.
Snutt
Right there.
Wait, shh.
Nathalie
Bothering her first.
Before,
Snutt
uh, what the fuck
is this?
Snutt
Like la-di-da-di-da in the background.
La-di-da in the background.
La-di-da-di-da in the fucking background.
Like la-di-da in the background.
Like la-di-da in the background.
Fuck, I'm looking at you.
I should look in there, right?
Do I look at you or do I look in the camera?
Jannik
My name's Jace.
Jace
Hold my
Jannik
beard.
Snutt
Aww.
I get sentimental watching all that.
I'm dead inside, dude.
Did you
Jace
enjoy that?
That was
Snutt
fun.
Jace
Yeah.
Snutt
So much fun.
Yeah, so we had a lot of good memories, both in the studio and with you all as well.
Yes.