Okay, so next mystery box.

What is it?

What could this one be?

Is that a...

Oh, God.

No, wait.

Siri, deactivate creature hostility.

It's a plush, fluffy-tailed hog.

And he's so mad.

24 inches long with a full set of scales here, and he's packed full of details.

From his split hooves, and his little fuzzy patch on his chest, and the shiny fin, and of course, the fluffy tail.

Of course, naturally, so soft, so fluffy.

Oh my god.

They're here, and they're ready to protect their new home.

Good boy.

Good boy, good boy.

Good boy.

And as you probably know, you can go to lizarddoggo.com right now, and a lot of our other merch is currently available, like other plushes, like the lizard doggo one here, smaller lizard doggos, mugs, t-shirts, and our replica Xenobashers.