Bro, cut the chase.

What's new?

Cut the chase.

Not much, man.

How about you?

What is new?

Oh, my haircut.

Yesterday.

Oh, Friday, actually.

Last Friday.

Mikael got a haircut.

I did get a haircut.

Our office dog is getting a haircut in like a week.

She's going to be this tiny.

Lilith?

Yeah.

She's going to lose like half her body weight.

Yeah.

From that floof alone.

I like her when she

has all her

floof.

Yeah.

And our other office dog got a haircut.

She came all trimmed down today.

Oh, spaghetti monsters.

Emmett did get a haircut.

You're going to see it in the video later.

He did.

It's looking very, very stylish.

He's looking so handsome.

I love Emmett's style, I have to say.

It

was funny for me because when I started at this job, Emmett had a very kind of neutral style.

And then he took a trip to Japan and then came back looking drippy as fuck.

And he just has stayed drippy.

I don't know what happened.

Something happened.

Something happened over there.

It's

fucking crazy.

They want you to go bald.

Me to go bald?

Meep wants you to go bald.

You

don't have to wait much longer.

Nah, man.

You got plenty of hair.

Yeah, I still think it's solid.

New in-game drip.

Yep.

Guys, part of 1.2, we're doing a Boinciaga DLC.

You can also get Gucci belts now.

I've been negotiating hard with the fashion industry to bring all of these beautiful customization options.

If we're talking about prices, Supreme, I'm still working out the contracts, but if we're talking about prices for it, don't worry.

You just need to...

mail me Microsoft point cards.

I'm taking 1,600 Microsoft point cards.

Send it straight to my address.

Mikael will share that later.

So yeah, look forward to that.

It's time for the drift to spread at Coffee Stain.

Just need long sleeves?

You think Mikkel's gonna... You think he could fit in a long sleeve?

Long sleeves?

Nah.

He can't fit in a long sleeve.

I'll tell

you what, this used to be long, and then the latter half of the shirt just burst open.

Yeah, he

fucking just had...

Disintegrated.

Hit arms one day and just like...

I heard it.

I heard it from upstairs.

Like, I'm trying, man.

I'm trying, but it's hard.

Even in winter, I'm just stuck to t-shirts because it is what it is.

Yeah, but to be fair, though, Diet Coke tastes specifically like Diet Coke, but I feel like Coke Zero tastes like a better version of

Coke.

Oh, my

God.

Do you want one?

No.

And as an added bonus, he

still looks drippy as fuck.

Thank you,

sir.

I brought you one chocolate each.

Thank you.

Show off the coat.

This is like a little fit check.

Emmett's here, everybody.

Now you can keep spamming about

architecture again.

Go for it.

Thank

you,

sir.

I

had to wear green because it's St. Patrick's

Day.

Is it actually St. Patrick's Day?

It is St. Patrick's Day.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Thank

you.

Everybody, Emmett's Irish.

Wish him happy St. Patrick's Day.

Wait, where's the chat?

Oh, it's right over there.

It's going very fast.

New community management.

I mean, yeah, sure.

Jason, you're right.

I am?

No, sorry.

Really?

You are the one in

charge of, or in charge of, just memeing about with Twitter, so good password.

Wait, there's more Irish people in there.

Holy shit.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, you guys.

I mean, enter Ireland as well.

Hmm.