You know what, dude?

Why don't we make this a little bit interesting?

How about we put a little wager on the game?

OK. What did you have in mind?

How about if I win, we add golf to the game?

How about if I win, we finally release dedicated servers?

All right.

You're on.

Wow.

You've played before, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Hey, Jace.

How are you there?

You want some Zoop?

What?

You want some Zoop?

What are you talking about?

Before I take my shot, how about I tell you about all the new cosmetic build pieces coming to the game?

Wow, that sucked.

Yo, Jace, how's it going?

Fuck

golf!

While Jace makes his way down the fairway, let me talk a little bit about the changes we're making to the vehicle automation system.

Oh, hey, Jace.

Did you make it up to the green yet?

Shut up, Snutt.

Uh, you all right, Snutt?

Oh, it's, uh, it's nothing.

It's just, uh...

It's just some troll on the internet going by DarkAngel69 who's been writing some weird shit about me.

Oh, like what?

Oh, it's nothing.

It's just, like...

They wrote about how, like... That I don't know how to set up coal power plants, and, uh...

It's just a bunch of nonsense, really.

That's no good, man.

That's riding the woods.

All right, let's go look for it, I guess.

Ugh.

The Dark Angel 69 again?

Like, listen to this shit, alright?

I'd rather watch paint dry than listen to another word from the fake community manager that looks like PewDiePie's old Swedish uncle.

Like, what the fuck?

I think it landed over there somewhere.

I'm not that old.

Oh, hey, Snutt. I found the ball.

Should I play it where it lies?

Let's just go to the next hole.

All right, dude, last hole.

And yeah, now that we added signs, it's a lot easier to keep track of the scorecard.

Oh, shit.

Uh, well, it's no biggie.

I'm still ahead by a lot.

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Piece of... What the... Come on!

Fucking...

You... Fucking

ass!

Snutt. what's wrong?

You're usually so calm and composed.

It's just the comments, man.

Like, I just got this from Darkangel69, right?

Factorio is a way better game than Satisfactory.

Snutt sucks.

Folks, I know you all want me to win for dedicated servers, but at what cost?

Not like this.

Send Snutt some love.

You know what?

I'm feeling a little bit better here.

I think I got this.

What the f- Chat, stop!

Too much!

Easy there, Grandpa!

All right, Jace, even after my big mess-up, it seems like you're still two strokes behind from a tie.

Which means you need to sink this to win.

Wait, what happens if we tie?

Well...

I guess we won't add golf or dedicated servers.

Wait, what?

There's no way we're going through this whole rigmarole of having a bet only to end up not adding either of them?

There's no way I can sink this.

I'm so useless at golf.

You can do it, Jace.

What the?

Is that you, God?

Eh, close enough.

That's not important.

What matters is that you believe in yourself.

But I'm trash.

I know, but you got this.

Believe in yourself.

You can do it.

I can do this.

I can do this.

I can do this!

VAMANOS!

VAMANOS!

That was really close, huh?

Guess we're not adding either of them now.

That's convenient.

Tough luck, buddy.

Wait, wait, wait, look.

Wait.

No.

I won!

I won!

This can't be happening!

Woo!

Yeah!

I did it!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Yo boy did it!

It's a bummer that we weren't able to add any golf yet.

Actually, you know what I learned today, Snutt?

What's that, Chase?

Golf sucks.

Let's never add it to the game ever.

Sounds good to me.

Thanks for watching, everybody.

Bye!