May 27th, 2025 Livestream

Intro / State of Dev / Big News Time

https://youtu.be/kfmFiGU9_0M

Topics

• Satisfactory Updates > Teasers & Trailers > 1.1 Teasers
• Embracer Group > Coffee Stain Holding > Box Dragon
• Embracer Group > Coffee Stain Holding > Coffee Stain Studios
• Merch
• Satisfactory Updates > Released > Satisfactory 1.1
• Satisfactory Updates > Speculative > Satisfactory 3.0
• Satisfactory Updates > State of Dev

Transcript

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I've been I've been waiting for this stream, man. Oh [ __ ] Have I been counting minutes, even seconds down till this stream starts. Yo, why are my headphones on? Shut the I don't want to hear myself. I've had enough that I've had enough of my own voice today. Thank you for the entire week. It's only Tuesday. Well, technically it's Thursday actually in Sweden because we're off Thursday Friday this week. Hello team. Look at that. Minecraft Nebula Denton Santor 8t Mh Joric Johnny Cabin Bry DC Andrew. Am I muted? There's no shot. I'm muted. Ahay. Where is Jason? We have We have a very good reason. We have a very good reason for why Jason is not here today. A very good reason, very much related to big news time, but I won't tell you why until we reach that. Uh, no Hannah, no Jason, we're doing this solo today, which is people were like, "You're going to go solo today. Are you sure you want to stream because you know you're solo? Like they expect someone else to be there, second seat, all that. Like, can you even carry this by yourself?" Bro, I- I cancelling this stream. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We did have to scratch highlights right off the bat. I am so sorry because again, we'll talk about why highlights were scratched in big news time because we have been very busy. We've been very, very busy. Uh, so highlights did not make the cut. Partly for big news keeping us busy, partly for big news keeping us busy while we are trying to fit five days of working time into three days because again, all of Sweden more or less is going off on Thursday and Friday. So, we have a lot of things to do and some things had to be chopped off the weekly block and highlights were one of them. Sorry. I think you'll like this more though. Just just a hunch. Uh playable Jason again. Now, Jason has not quit. He's loving it here. Oh, yeah. He's telling me and, his pupils widen slightly when he tells me. But he he apparently he doesn't love it here. Uh he does love it here. And again, there's a very good reason for why Jason or nobody else for that matter is not in the second chat today. I'm here alone, but that'll be fine. Anyway, I got the tabs fixed for this stream. I had to get the tabs fixed. I really want that to be visible. I Oh god, I have been I've been counting down to this. You have no chat, you have no idea. Jason finally learns Final Fantasy. Finally learns Final Fantasy. Maybe I need to get him into it. Kingdom Hearts is his fort. I haven't sent it since since three broke my heart. Oh. Oh. Like no. Oh god. Can I? By the way, chat. Okay. By the way, I had to I kind of had to fight. I kind of had to fight a little bit. I had to go like slightly like claw to the nail to be allowed to deliver you the juice today. And I'm vibrating. It's going to be so good. But we do have a couple of things to touch on before we get to the big news. Let me catch up on chat. the the gig. I- I can't I haven't been able Malfario. I haven't been able to sit still today. Like, you don't realize. I've been so hyped for 4:00 to come. H Thank you, Michael. We'll talk about it, too. Actually, thank you. Hannah did not kill anyone. Hannah is in the Netherlands right now, so, if she manages to kill anyone in the office, I would be mighty surprised. Although, if anyone would pull it off from the Netherlands, it's probably her. Let's be real. Uh housing coming. Make that a wish list item. It's also Tuesday. What a crazy day. Well, Tuesday, Thursday, who counts. Uh, no, not Twitch Con. She's just there to visit family. Um, we touched upon it like a couple of streams ago, but, me and Hannah and four other coffee stainers, five technically, are going to Japan in September, blowing most of our vacation time this year on that. Uh, and Hannah just sent what little spare change she had left in terms of vacation time this year to go and visit her family like right now basically, to get that done. So, she's gone. Uh, what else is there? Oh, no. You have you have no chat. You have no idea. You have no idea. Like, let's just let's just get the show on the road cuz again, if I keep yapping, we're going to go past 1630. And like, if we do, it's fine. We can do the surprise at 1640 or whatever. Uh, we have some items for State of Dev. You people get holidays. I know, right? It's crazy. And honestly, okay. Okay, so I keep derailing because I love Oh, god. Today is such a good day. Holy [ __ ] No, no. Um, yeah, we keep getting holidays. And again, we have two force holidays. Bro, I wish I wish we worked five days this week. And next week, we don't next week either because next week on Friday, it's Sweden's national day, I think, or something something. So, next week we only work four days. And this week, we only work three days because this is Ascension Day on Thursday, I believe. And then Friday is just a day that happens to be in between ascension and weekend. So, we get that off to and it's biting me in the ass because I really need all the days and hours I can get right now to work legally because Jesus Christ, there is so much to do and I can't wait to share it with you in 20 minutes. Ah, soon. Let's keep it composed. Where are we? So, I'm going to I'm trying to see what's the on the agenda on my whiteboard cuz I've already forgotten. The problem is that if I turn to the whiteboard, I'm also turning and staring straight into the [ __ ] sun, aka my backlight, and I can't see [ __ ] both because it just blares out the entire whiteboard and because it just glares right into my eyes. We'll do our best though. Uh first things on the agenda. So let's actually talk state of dev like development. And, the only things I'm going to mention, we're going to keep the, details about 1.1 in state of dev very light today. Very very light today. Uh we're going to say two things and that is that our beloved QA team and production I'm calling you out specifically Marit, promises that every single blueprint bug in the game is fixed in launch, at launch 1.1. There you go. Boom. Okay. Not actually. We can pretend and we're hoping that many of them are fixed, but we're fixing a lot of them. We've seen a lot of gripes coming about 1, about blueprints in 1.1 experimental and many of them are being squashed, including squished lifts. If you enjoy squishing lifts, you can't do that anymore with blueprints. It's impossible. If you don't know how to do it, then I'm not going to tell you. And if you do know how to do it, well, enjoy it while it lasts. Uh, if you have squished lifts active on the map as the fix goes out, those will still work, so don't dismantle them. And, I think that's accurate. Guru said something because I think there was going to be Okay, so I'm going to touch on how to like replicate a bug now after the fix. Um, it's not so much like you you you can't squish lifts in 1.1 is the intention. But if you have squished lifts, you can still keep them and have them work. And also, if you accidentally remove them somehow, you can still get them back to the state they were in. Somehow, some I don't know. We can talk about it more when the patch actually drops. Uh, no tiny leaves. No, was never the intention. So, they are gone. Sorry. Let's actually get all the heartbreak away, out of the way right before we, right before we do, give us the news. I'm having both direction and u production shout at me on teams at the moment for the, for the emoth is blabbering on about 3.0 and 4.0 joke I made in chat earlier. I don't think they're ever happy, but I don't care cuz I am so excited about this stream. What else do we have on the agenda? Uh, we want something chat. Sorry, I'm going to catch up on chat as I pick this up. Does anybody know? This is heavy, by the way. This is heavier than the golden joystick. Weird flicks. A little sub team of ours went to Malma and picked this up last Thursday, I believe. Can we Can we get a focus camera? Thank you. There we go. Winner of best technology. This is actually heavy as [ __ ] I'm going to put it down again. It's Pac-Man, I think. Uh for those of you unaware, Nordic Game Awards is I believe Europe's biggest game industry is Europe specifically. Uh biggest game industry, just melting pot get together, gathering and they have a jury dishing out prizes of various categories. Satisfactory was nominated nominated in three of these and we took home best technology which is awesome. Uh which is great because give me one second. They also gave us this this right here. And I'm like, you realize we're 40 developers, right? Do you have another like 39 of these, please? Cuz right now there's a, there's a hot debate, a hot topic about who is going to get to bring this home or what we do with it. So, I mean it's my it's in my room now and it might be in my bag in an hour. So, you know, if it's gone, then don't play me for way, right? That's kind of cool. Um, so that happened. Uh, but yeah, no, best technology award has been, received by Nordic. Thank you, Nordic Zo, very much for the award. And, honestly, one more big shout out to the tech team in particular, but honestly, the entire team here at Coffee Stain making this bloody game because it is incredible. Like I have to agree even though the genre for a while never was my forte I had to agree even when I was learning to get into the ropes of satisfactory I had to learn not learn I had to appreciate immediately how properly insane it is that this game holds together as well as it does and it holds together really well like it's completely bug free. We know that right? Um no it's not. But it really is a technological marvel. And on top of that, the intric the all the intricacies being as well balanced as they are. I don't think this price touched on the balance aspect, but just how balanced they are considering the minute detail of all the intricacies of, you know how systems get together. Hello. Oh [ __ ] I'm about to get fired. Ah, I'm busted. Listen, listen, man. Listen, listen. They listen. No. So, here's the thing, okay? I can I can mention stuff like 3.0 and 4.0 in chat. It doesn't have to be serious. Okay. He didn't he didn't actually strangle me. Uh I'm sure I'm sure they didn't take that seriously. Chat. Chat. Chat. This thing weighs more than my entire head, by the way. So, if he drops that on me, I'm actually proper dead. And we have it on recording. Uh they're saying 4.0 confirmed. Total is saying 4.0 confirmed. Do you want to do you want to have a word on the matter? Sir, this is our game director, by the way. He makes a game. Well, he's like, I was just in a meeting with Robert, our boss, and I was pulled down here. Um, yeah. Does anyone want 4.0? Why would you want that? Really? Just that again like the fourth alien movie. We make it super like weepy and Japanese and then bring this dude to Tokyo for like 2 years. That would be kind of cool. Satisfactory JP. That makes a lot of sense. Exhibition 33 did it. Now we just do it. That makes so much sense. Holy [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. So we're going to do we'll do that. Um we'll do like obviously the like Smash Brothers like kind of second game. The fourth game is going to be the JRPG. Will we do like the card base like deck builder like rogike as the third? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Satisfactory 7 Revenge of the Factory. That's very Star Wars. I like that. Yeah. But the 7.0 7.0. Yeah. I mean, Star Wars just keeps doing it. Then we'll do all like we'll do the TV shows and stuff. Get the Disney Plus partnership. Get the Pioneer on Smash Bros. How are you, good sir? Pretty good. Good. Mostly gym in an hour is actually I can't. My parents are visiting for the next two weeks. Oh [ __ ] You have to clean your room. See you chat. I mean EMTT. I'm not going anywhere. Ah, make Hannah do three more maps. Yo, do you think she would kill me? She would kill me, too. Unfortunate. Maybe next time. Uh, right. Where were we, chat? Uh, I love the guy to pieces. Uh, he's probably my, dare I say, and I'm including friends that I made and still have from Japan when I lived in Japan, by the way. Like considering everyone I've befriended in my life, I think that man is the single biggest soul in terms of balling like J music back and forth. We talk J music all the time. Love it to pieces. Um, so sorry, I was just trying to catch the agenda again. How wild did you go, chat? Let me catch up with you. I'm not stalling. I promise you're stalling. But would enjoy killing me. That's the worst thing. I think she would. Oh, work husband confirmed. Fine. Um, I forgot something. I forgot the point I was going to bring up before Nordic, but who keeps track anyway of the list. Um, stream cadence. Uh, I'm going to try to be clearer about it than I was in May and probably April as well. But, next week, next week on Tuesday, it's the first Tuesday of June and the first Tuesday of a month means we are not streaming. So, because we are taking, every first Tuesday of a month off from stream nowadays, just to give state of dev a bit more room to breathe and also to give me and now Jason, even though he's not actually here today, and back then Hannah also time to breathe because doing this every day on top of everything else, I am going to be completely open and blunt and honest. I am not entirely sure how Snoot did it. Uh, and if you are someone anyone who streams daily or on some weekly schedule multiple times a day for like any sort of audience, I don't understand how you do it. The break is very much needed. So, next week on Tuesday, we will not be streaming. Um, so just work 80 hours a week. What do you think this is? Anyway, I'm not going to finish that sentence., that and I'm going to further disappoint you by saying that the stream this stream will end not much earlier. Um if we have questions like going on, we could probably drag it to like 1735 1740, but I do have to be off a smidge smidge earlier today specifically for personal reasons. So it might end like 20 25 minutes earlier. Uh which is also a good reason to not have highlights especially considering the, big news time. Is anyone keeping track of what time it is? It is 16:25. 5 minutes left, guys. Plus, minus change again depending on how much I stall cuz I have a couple of topics still to touch on. I just sleepless. Ah, 1.1 release without stream. That would be daring, wouldn't it? What is going on here, chat? Put a counter. Should we put a counter? Wow, we could have done that. I don't think I have it set up properly scene wise and like setting it up now would make me spend the last 5 minutes doing that. So it's kind of moot. Um you're not a real satisfactory player if you sleep. I've heard that for so many games. Uh fun tidbit. I was not planning on mentioning this but for anyone playing Final Fantasy 14 today they finally released the, Dantra field operation or like Boja Zone. You know what Boj is if you play that game. Uh, and I thought it would hype me up more, but I want to go home and play 80s. Like, that's what I want to do. If I go home today, I'm I'm going to play 80s. I am going home today, but just not soon. But when I get home today, I'm going to play Hades. I'm just not feeling bad zone right now. Am I Am I growing out of it, chat? Like, really? Really? Hades one. Yes. Uh, I am replaying Hades one cuz I never reached the epilogue last time. Uh, I only maxed out relationships with I think three of the Olympian gods. So, I want to because I think it's six, right, for you to see the epilog. And I mean, I want to I want to like finish every I want to max out everything this time around. Um, I couldn't finish last time because real life happened like over and over again, but I want to finish this time properly and get it done before two releases proper like from early access to live. So, I'm playing Hades. Uh, don't say that terrible chaos. Oh, there's going to be plenty of exciting stuff 1.1. Uh, and the final thing is again, let me do an exclamation mark big box in chat because we talked about it last time, but in this Kickstarter link, you have an incentive to start up something called the Satisfactory Big Merch Box. I think it's called it, something like that. Uh, which is just a big ass box containing lots of goodies. You have a Do I still have the mouse mat here somewhere? I think this is the only thing I actually keep. I actually got to keep from the, one example. Something like this. Look at this little big mat. We have a satisfactory mouse mat. We have a satisfactory mouse pad. I think are the like smaller size things. We don't have one of those in here. Uh figures, cloth map, pins, and a bunch more stuff that I am forgetting off the top of my head. But if a big merch box with juicy satisfactory items interest you, then please do check out that Kickstarter link. And, I am going to keep this mouse mat. It is not going anywhere. I am moving personal like home in, July in July. Anytime in July and I need a new mouse mat and a new monitor and for the mouse mat I am going to pick that one. 2 minutes. Ah look who's keeping count. Look who is keeping count. So yeah, Kickstarter link again. Let me just send it one more time because chat is hella fast today. Exclamation mark big box. Uh do check that out if merch interest you. This thing is hella cool. It is up there with the vinyl which we just released, couple of weeks back at this point. Maybe a month. I'm not sure. I cannot keep track. Um y can we sell this by the way? Do you think this would sell right up with the golden? Let me actually compare which one's heavier. I was wondering earlier. Yo. Okay. Wait. No. The golden joystick is much heavier. Is it actually golden, bro? This looks pretentious as [ __ ] I am so sorry. I did not mean for this to look this pretentious, but here we are. The golden joystick is easily the heavier. Holy moly. Holy moly. All right. All right. 20 seconds. It has a sad core. Imagine God. All right. I've been waiting for the stream and I am waiting for I've been waiting for, the news time in particular of the stream chat. It is almost time. I say almost because we're going to enter big news. I did forget to mention an addendum when I talked about Nordic which is important to big news time and that is that when we sent EMTT and four five four other people down to the Malma to, join the event, collect the award that was a great time for us or for them I suppose to meet other key people from other coffee stain studios or other coffee stain offices. We are Coffee Stain Studios, but we have Coffee Stain Malma, Coffee Stain Publishing, an office in Goththingberg, Trollan, and bunch of people got together down there and just talk, and like remind each other that oh [ __ ] wait, we're so many more like in the coffee stain family because they all like proper share the Coffee Stain, you know, just personality, spirit, like stances on gaming, transparency, openness of community, all that. Uh so it was good and we're having a little like u get together in August we planned out from that. So all of us are going to meet all of us and get to make new friends. That'll be sick. Uh why is that important to big news time you ask? That is because I am going to go into them right now chat and we are going to watch three YouTube video. Okay. We're going to watch two YouTube videos and we're going to watch 10 seconds of, the first one. Um, so chat, while I was setting up the big news time, I noticed on OBS that there is a super super slight super super slight delay in, audio for YouTube on your end. So I try to offset this by, no, sorry, wait. Uh, audio was faster than the visuals. The visuals were the slow part. So I try to offset the audio to match visuals on your end. So, what we are going to do first, chat, we're going to watch I'm not going to tell you what these videos are right now. The third one is the big big news one. I'll tell you that. The first video is the Satisfactory 1.0 launch trailer. And why are we going to watch that? We're going to watch the first 20 or so seconds of that trailer, right now. And you are going to tell me if the sound is okay. Okay, it doesn't have to be like on the millisecond perfect, but we're going to see the coffee stain logo like shatter. We're going to see three drop pods land on Planet Massage 2ABB. And if the sound seems okay to you sync-wise, we can move on to the two other videos which are the more interesting ones. So, the first one is a sound test. Yeah. When would 1.0 drop? Well, right now, apparently. So, let me set this up proper. And chat, don't lie. Don't troll about the sound, okay? Because the longer we take here, the longer we have to wait for the actual good stuff. So, it's all up to you. If you want to troll, go right ahead. But, but if I were you, I wouldn't. All right, let's let's let's have a sound test. The first video right now is a sound test. Just spam in chat if audio is gigas scuffed or seems fine. Um, couple of key moments will tell you. All right, I'll see you soon. Sound is good. Well, perfect. Excellent. Then we don't have to delay much more on that then. Okay, the offset that I spent like half an hour setting up is working. That's good. All right, chat. That takes good care of that. So, we are already past the first video. Now, the second video is not the big 1.1 news. The third video is the big 1.1 news. The second video is about a game called As We Descend. Now, why is As We Descend important? Well, it's because of Coffee Stain. It's because of the little, again family reunion that I mentioned last week. We got to meet our beautiful friends and the team at Box Dragon, which is a studio that Coffee Stain Publishing publishes for because again both we find their game to be incredibly fun in terms of early stages, and their office spirits to be very much aligned with our stance on you know the industry, humanity, all the jabbaz. Um, so we are publishing their game. We're publishing Box Dragon's game called As We Descend, which is entering early access on stream tomorrow. Oh, my lips and my audio are slightly off sync. Well, let's take care of that later. Um, as we descend, bam, that title right there is dropping on Steam tomorrow, and we are going to celebrate that by watching a little trailer about it. This does not have anything to do with Satisfactory. Uh it's just a little c celebratory moment for us at coffee as a whole. And if you know anyone or even if you yourself would be into if you like if if this is a game that looks like you would be into if this is a game that looks like you would be into it. English is hard today. I don't know why. Uh anybody want to try Japanese instead? We can do this language. Um or if you have friends who might be into it, please shout it out. Please recommend. Please wish list. Uh but yeah, congratulations Box Dragon on your early access release tomorrow. Let's have a little gander at your trailer. Words do be hard. Let me set this up properly. And we go. Audio is fine on that. And yeah, it should be fine. Okay, we go. Presenting full screen. Heat. Heat.

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I practiced a lot to make that slash time right into, me coming back. Hello chat. Hello. Ah. So yeah, good luck, Box Dragon. Uh I'll be playing this because I love card games and I love turn-based games as is no surprise to anyone of you. So all right chat, are we ready then? I think we don't even have 2 minutes left until the actual actual drop. The reason why you're all here, chat, the big 1.1 news. Go, go, go. Video three. Are you ready? Okay, so chat chat. Quick background lore. This is the Friday. We We were supposed to send a video this Friday. This is that video. I fought I fought bloody hard to get this like actually there is still blood on. There's not blood on the outside anyway to be like, "Yo, can we please just s on Tuesday?" like, do we have to wait until Friday? Can we please just show it on Tuesday on stream and be like, you know, [ __ ] it, we'll celebrate, whatever. And they were like, sure, sure, do it. Have your moment. So, chat, without further ado, we are going to watch the Friday video today. It's going live on YouTube mid slash after the stream. We fought for it. Enjoy the show. Where's the button? Hey man, there is someone crying in the planet room. Fine, let's check it

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out. Oh, it's just Jay lunch, dude. You should talk to him. Fine. Hey, Jason. What's up, man? Just going to give myself a massage. And I sat on this Power Slug. It It's got the date reveal for 1.1 on its back. Oh, nice. It's not coming out till October. Wait, wait, what? That can't be right. Look, give me that. What? What are you saying, Jason? You silly duck. You're in the European now. Here in the continent, the day comes before the month. 1.1 is coming out on the 10th of

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June. Oh [ __ ] there we go. Hi. That's it. That's the video. Short and sweet. Here we are, chat. Here we are. 1.1 is releasing on the 10th of June in the Europe, in the America, in the Japania, everywhere, everywhere. all at once. Maybe it's going to be June 11th in Australia if they are like that far ahead in the future. I don't know. But we send exclamation mark. We send release date 1.1 is coming out on the 10th of June. Americans do not have to wait till October though. No. Listen, listen. the crucial part of this video. I mean, I was going to say the script. The script, as you can really like can probably guess, is not very like difficult. It was not very difficult or long for any one of us. Um, but the key like there was a key key timing to be nailed with how long we baited the October joke because if we had done it any I saw I saw a couple of nos and a couple of like phases already in chat. If we had waited any longer to correct that date, it would have been a riot. Oh god, can you imagine? Can you imagine? Oh, so we had to misdirect from October very very quickly so people did not go down to the comments on YouTube and being like, yo, [ __ ] you. But no June 10 chat in two weeks in two weeks you will have your update and it will be on the live branch. Uh there is no October there is only June. All right. Uh so why wait why Deli any longer? 1.1 releases when exclamation mark question mark or question mark exclamation mark if you want to be real. Watch it. We are going to go from unlisted. We are going to go to public. And the Friday video is out for anybody to watch. Let me go on to So chat, you'll just you'll just sit tight with me for like a minute while I get all of this done on socials as well as you should. As you should. Did we remove October? I hope not. October is my birth month, so I would like for that to stay, please. I do treat myself to pizza every October. Uh 1.1 releases when and, YouTube video. Bam. Discord. There we go. Publish. It's Friday, guys. Friday came early. 1.1 releases when? And YouTube link post. I don't want to upgrade. No. Like I absolutely do not. Uh why is, No, Twitter is being weird with, the thumbnail of the video. I don't care. I couldn't care. The title of this one will be plenty enough. Get me the thumbnail. Publish. New map. 2026. Only a year. Do you know how long it took for us to make this map? It's way more than a year, let me tell you. And, I am on the correct Reddit count. I am create post. And it's a link 1.1 releases when we are going to send the YouTube URL. We're going to post this and it should just work. Bop mod actions. Uh post flare. I forgot already. This is an announcement, right here. News, I suppose. Wait, don't we have an announcement for Oh, never mind. News. Apply. And we add to highlights. Uh, there we go. Oh, yeah. It's an announcement highlights. There we go. Bam. H. So chat, I'm now I'm back with you full-time since we saw that video. 10th of June in two weeks from now, we are releasing 1.1 onto the live server live branches and we are I am going to spoil it right now for you all. Uh because I'm sure many of you are wondering, we are aiming to provide you with a patch notes video and a launch stream on the 10th of June as well. And that is why Jason as well as many other people are very very very busy right now because these days, these coming days, these coming weeks having days going away into the ether cuz holidays is not doing any Monet Coffee Stain any favors at the moment like at all. But we'll pull through. I believe the team always pulls through. So there we go.