June 27th, 2023 Livestream

Intro / State of Dave / Wiki / Twitch Con Paris / Duo Lingo

https://youtu.be/9dQAQR-QJ3g

Topics

• Embracer Group > Coffee Stain Holding > Coffee Stain Studios
• Community
• Coffee Stainers > Jace
• Merch
• Coffee Stainers > Snutt
• Satisfactory Updates > State of Dev
• Trolling
• Community > Wiki

Transcript

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thank you hello we're on the wrong thing hello welcome everybody it is time to party it's time to party it is welcome holy cow welcome to the stream everybody, today it's just me it's just me and my stickers you guys see my stickers me and my stickers were just hanging out we're just hanging out today okay, yeah so, most of coffee Sans going on vacay right, including snow as soon as on vacation today this week, and, and I'm no I'm not on vacation today so I figured I would, you know I don't have that much that much stream time with you all you guys left so I thought I'd do a stream anyway and I put together a community highlights and I'll give you whatever updates I know of and, and we can just have a fun little Tuesday together okay pre-recorded sus Maybe and maybe that was pre-recorded maybe that was just a really good guess all right someone throw out a number and I'm gonna guess it 69. wait I said it first it was there what if you are pre-recorded quiet, just dream Final Fantasy 16 here true it's true I am the temporary CEO today there's no one else running the show it's just me

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now now's our chance chat now's our chance no see here's the real deal right everyone's on vacation so they can't stop me from streaming they can't stop me I'm in here I'm infiltrating the channel Jace is taking over leak everything yes yes now's our chance change all the passwords yes yes yes 1.0 wins soon tomorrow yes he has Rogue streams it's very good, well welcome everyone yeah, there was gonna you know because it's on vacation there would have been no stream today and I figured it would be fun to just do something- I don't know if I'm gonna be streaming for super super long, and there's like up here q a maybe the thing is I'm not really sure if I can really answer questions because I haven't really been around the office or up to date with things right so maybe I can't really do that but I figured that like at the very least I can remind you all of some state of Dave stuff just just general things that are happening, as well as some Community highlights, and I think it's always good to take the opportunity to highlight people in the community when we can okay so we'll just do that and then like maybe we'll just wrap up there but I you know it's something it's something tomorrow a updates Wiki yes let's make all kinds of, wild predictions and speculations and have Jay say sure why not all day yeah sure why not make sure not if you've done it before that's not true Ruby I've only ever leaked the truth at all points, General Community manager yeah, I could see, Haina in shot nice from my buddy Elena no that's not Lena this is Elena sub for sure promise golf now yeah sure why not golf ball turrets sure why not okay the pipes thing no one told me there were gonna be pipes they let me do all that on YouTube and they never told they were like they never told me we were actually going to do pipes so that's you know that's not really on me it's not a lie if I didn't know I was just wrong which I also wasn't wrong because I've I'm never wrong either it's weird how that works it's like quantum mechanics or something, marble stream win who knows who knows they set me up they did, all right cool so let's do the state of Dave stuff real quick so first of all speaking of Dave merch, I don't know what this command says yeah you can go there lizard doggo.com, that will take you to the merch and I believe when you go straight there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay, anyway if I do this, and then I do please don't break anything yeah it looks really good okay okay what about this one right not quite not quite not quite we're getting there hold hold pause champ can we get a hold in the chat hold chat oh hey there we are so you can see here this is the lizard doggo.com website where I'm merges you can buy our merch here, but also we have another Kickstarter running which is important so here you can click show it to me and this is the new stuff that's coming you can click that and you go to the kickstarter and it is already funded which is sick whoa It's all cat holy cow it's double it's fun to double oh my God everyone gets two of everything now incredible how that works that's just how it works that's how Kickstarter works good good job everyone, if you're wondering what what unit this is, this is a Elven Elven, Silvers yeah, yep so yeah there's like a lot of stuff you can get here so definitely check this out I'll put a link in the, in the chat to the, here Kickstarter put it in the Discord too okay, the next thing I want to talk about real quick was the wiki, if you didn't know the wiki has moved and actually Snoop made a video in this last week made a video on it just last week, and the situation there is that we used to have the wiki on a site called fandom now it's on a different place which it should work Yep this is the wiki here, so the new Wiki is satisfactory.wiki.gg and the folks who contribute to the wiki, wanted to be there instead for a variety of reasons and, and you know they're the ones who make the wiki what it is so we figure we should support that and and they've made that move and a lot of the update 8 information if you want that that's going to be here on this Wiki okay, cool all right that's pretty easy satisfactory.wikido GG check it out, the next thing is yeah the team is on vacation as I said or you know people take their vacation slightly different times but generally speaking this is the vacation period sorry I'm a little bit sick but, so so people are sort of phasing into vacation and then the most are going to be gone for most of next month, for the most part, and and then people will start coming back and that you know some people might be asking well you know what's the deal with update eight then because there's some issues with it still I mean the launch has actually been quite good in general but there are like those performance issues but then there are other bugs too, and, things like the performance issues and other bugs things like that that'll all get worked on, after the vacation, the team doesn't really want to make any, changes now potentially breaking the update which is fairly stable it is quite stable it's not like super crashy or anything like that we don't want to do that break that and then go on vacation and then you guys have an awful version of satisfactory while we're away so we think that the version that we have up and running now is you know decent enough for now and then when we come back we can start making changes and if there are any issues we can we can react quickly to those changes, right so that's the that's the thinking there but yeah team is on vacation for the moment so you won't see I don't know if there's going to be videos or streams or even patches for the next month or so, maybe a bit more but if you, if you don't see any any patches or anything like that or if you see other people who are concerned that there are no patches feel free to let them know that it's just because we're on vacation but we're going to come back we're going to check the QA site we're going to go through bugs and there's going to be updates still okay foreign did I just give you a computer virus true yeah I'm sorry I coughed directly into the mic I really I really I guess I should have been wearing a mosque or something that could have stopped your computers from getting a virus, last thing I want to mention real quick is the, twitchcon snow and I are going to be in twitching on that's in, Paris in, wait one one and a half weeks or so yeah it's like next weekend that's actually Wild, so the next thing about twitchcon yeah we're going to be there we don't have like a booth or anything set up we're just going to be walking around so by all means come up to us and, meet us if you're going to be there we're going to try and organize a kind of meet and greet somewhere and we're going to try and do it outside of the venue, so that people who aren't attending the con can still come and meet us if you wish and we also have like some goodies that we're gonna bring along with us and give away to people so, definitely come in try and find us if not only just to get some nice loot, yeah I've been been organizing that stuff okay can you put all the stuff regarding switchcon could you put all stuff also in the Discord because don't want to create a Twitter account right, yeah okay I can mention that's a snood, twitchcon and discordable so okay I've got that written down I'll make sure to let him know and then we can try and do that as well Michael that'd be good we can put in the announcements or something yep cool bring the coins that gave you last time too exactly yes that's the other thing last time and actually at some other events we have given away these really cool Pioneer coins that were custom made you can't buy them anywhere they're just like super super exclusive, and they're really cool if we've given you one of those before bring that and show us okay bring that with you that's all I can say that's all I can say just bring it and then we'll sh and then we can we'll let you in into Fight Club you know, okay and that's pretty much it for the state of Dave stuff I don't really have anything else to talk about you guys so I think we just dive straight into Community highlights

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press interview okey dokey I think I'm set up for it here we go I just broke the first rule of Fight Club oh God I messed up I messed up oh no, for once I said something useful nor be nice, there's a Twitter feed in the Discord also true actually that I think I saw that there might be some issues with that actually sakutara either way I think we'll try and if we're gonna do a meet and greet I think I think it's a good idea to post it on the Discord as well just in case an announcements or something okay cool how how's going with the French Classes I was you know what I started Duolingo earlier today and I was like I should start learning some French maybe we could do some French Learning what if we did a couple rounds of Duolingo right here on stream and and learn some French would you guys be opposed to that we can do that for a little bit could be fun maybe it might be fun we could do a little bit we'll do some more at Q a then we'll do some wrench let's add, French wait no way it's I'll say huh yeah I think I'm missing some accents or something though cute is it this that c can you can someone give me that c in, lower lowercase there it is there it is okay okay okay here we are and there we are there we are there we are okay can we have a good 30 seconds of awkward silent thank you that's like a minute right there not bad not bad why isn't he speaking I just joined maybe it's because you just joined I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm just kidding apparently judging us yes, was that the French part no but speaking of the French part let's do it oh we're learning learning learning okay, we're gonna learn some French change the tab I did all right so this is tricky okay I guess I'm learning French for the first time because I grew up in a creole slash French speaking household so I know some stuff but it's just random this is probably better I just start from scratch okay did I learn Dutch last year I didn't no no okay here we go well hey is this look it's let's chat it's you chat you're a bunch of kitties meow your shot it's you the boy legazo Jesus see so in my it where I grew up where I grew up is Australia my family okay we would say castle I don't know if that's a different accent but like this is like harder to say Gus gussel lugasso I guess it's it's you chat oh

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we're learning French wait you don't hear

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oh no you guys haven't heard this entire time okay you hear it now right, yesel

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, the man Lum is the man lum wait, and Garcia is hard to say in this accent so yeah because he might in my in my family we just said Gossel is is gone so wrong in in standard French it is wrong oh Creole tinge for sure oh is it clear that it's Creole it's fine yep it's wrong it's quite strong accent I see it's just accent I see I see that's gonna be hard for me I guess so that's hard to say a boy

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that means waiter interesting I know, but they say that they say the N when you connect the words it's like the intrusive R in some English and, and, a cat and a man, a wait what's this,

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eh

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and an, shot your mom she didn't say that it's dialect there's not one actual French between Creole french Paris quick East Coast Canadian right right so it's not wrong it's just whatever that was told yeah yeah yeah okay I'm trying to learn the the I guess the standard French whatever way here, otherwise I would just say Gossel that's like that's what my dad calls me you know, Castle Sha eh, all right not bad not bad oh, a shot and, how was it this is weird out of 10.

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wrong is in terms of standard French yeah yeah yeah yeah I understand I understand pretty good killing it cheers because legis la how would you say pronounce Jason something maybe I don't know Jace 10 out of weird because I was told by my kid my my my parents when I was a kid that my my yeah like it would sort of pronounced that way, an, a Shah ah, oh

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easy

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not bad by the way folks look at this streak up here you guys see this you can't see my mouse but you guys see the streak of the top here next to French let's hear it look at this look at who is this God gamer that is 1424 day streak and I don't use streak savers I gotta use that one that was time zones though I think okay it wasn't just messed up so it's gonna be this Lefty fluffy laughy fee oh yeah like okay yeah Luffy no not on French not in French most was on Japanese and Swedish I've been training Japanese and Swedish yeah,

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this is I sure is this the female version of, in

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so in Creole I guess we would say thumb but how is it in French that's pretty close the same fem femme it is it is UNA is the female version I see infamous a a woman

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Castle UNFI lit fam and feet okay, a girl okay so sweet Paul it's just sweet Paul I am Paul

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yes we, it's you chat, I am a man

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just three, from is it when it's connected they don't drop they drop the consonant if there's a consonant later but they included if it's a vowel I see I see see in in in, in some like British English and Australian English we have this thing called the intrusive R so if I say something if I say the word asthma attack I'll I'll add an r in to connect the two small that's okay right so if I write this in you can see that it ends in an A and it starts with an a right and that's like hard to say and so we just throw an r in between to make it easier so I would say asthma attack it's like this so I feel like that's what's happening here if there's like a consonant in the next word it just cuts the S off at the end because it's easier to say but if it's a vowel then you add the s in to connect into the vowel

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French will do that a lot with S and L okay okay French is such a mess I mean English is a mess as well yeah yeah yeah and, it sounds like yeah yeah okay I see I see, I'm a girl just sweet

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all right just sweet and fun wait all right you guys do that all right you guys need to let me know here I'm gonna really I'm gonna really give this French accent a go are you guys ready are you ready okay here we go okay I'm really I'm gonna try hard with this one Howard partner my name's Jason fam how was that

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nailed it flawless yeah what can I say we'll do we'll do, one more and then I want to get phrases from you guys we'll do one more we'll speedrun it and I'm gonna get phrases from you guys the horse shift

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the Swedish oh yes we should be fun, unstable a horse

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, see in in, growing up I always I was always told the word for dogs that's how we would say it so I guess it's pretty different here the show

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say assistant make up your mind Jace filet you're a boy or you're a filet a fillet are you a boy or a girl that's what you're saying I guess, what do you hear say

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a horse no dog that's sure and check and, a man and a dog said onsha, is that that's a that's a cat it's a cat sir it's this is it's a cat set a Jesus right this is another one of those situations where the tea drops if this was a a consonant, sound the T would probably drop but it's not so you pronounce it Saturn Shah

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are you Paul you're eh two is you two air is R so you are Paul question mark two

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, that is or this is, a horse it's a horse it's a horse satsun Cheval ship Chevelle Chevelle sit on shovel good one,

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it's a dog

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are you a horse or nailed it are you a cat,

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perfect lesson what can I say easy peasy yo French is so easy French is actually so easy I got it down it's no problem that was fun all right so if I'm gonna go to twitchcon I'm gonna first the easiest language super easy, it's like there's all these letters when you write it down and you only have to pronounce half of them it's like so easy right now, okay asking switch out if if they're a cat is risky is it is there some like weird that I'm not aware of okay let's all go there, but if I'm going to come on how right like if I go, if I'm gonna if I'm gonna let's see order something if I say can I have what's something that you can order like if I want to get like a pasta or something if I okay what if I say this please I point at the menu and I say this please how do I say that snails please suck this kick wait I don't know which one okay civil play okay so this is please Superplay sassy this is civil play is that right howdy partners of this new place wait okay okay okay, all right stupid plant okay what what if you say that one that one just say that one over and over increasing volume and slower right that one okay what is is that this Dot you can use which one is which that one so cellular celery civil play celery that La is the one okay sir this that Selah wait people are saying what's celery and what's seller which one should I use they're all kind of equivalent okay so can I just okay Ceci and Cela are really easy for me can I just say Superplay or super player is that good okay okay okay okay okay okay okay I'm gonna write this down sassy so C is this is that okay and then silver play for please okay in French instead of mind your bees Works to say cut your own onions oh that's interesting okay now apparently I'm learning French yeah because I'm gonna go to twitchcon so I need to learn French it's gonna be in Paris okay so now I know how to say this one, how do I say, a Coke Zero please can I have a Coke Zero please, Coke Zero still to play no I've never been to Paris before I've only ever been to nice zero zero super player, I don't know how to say zero apart Cola zero okay I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right in the proper accent it's the same as English zero zero Koka zero really zero super play from us not the same zero zero zero zero zero cook zero is sugar free yes yes yes yes zero I feel like I'm saying in Japanese right now zero a kokazero civil play zero a zero not roll R zero ER kokazero civil play like Roar zero zero zero hard R from the throat like that ah okay okay, play, and then of course me, Mercy is is thanks I guess more throat needed who would have guessed yeah who knows toilet yeah toilet what about toilet where is the toilet okay okay so that that Mercy was good but it's very hard for me to say I need to practice it oh oh how the hell do I say these words so I guess toilet is gonna be like toilette or something like that right toilette yeah yeah yeah perfect oh so let wallet and then I can add the old civil Play If I wanted so that so it all is is that where where is the toilet yeah play, o is USO who is where okay yes civil play all the Twilight is perfume yeah yeah yeah okay okay not bad not bad where's the toilet where is the toilet okay who is where okay or is or oh Jesus ah straight to plot left gush and is right yeah I remember I remember those from when I was kid when I was a kid, but I don't know how to pronounce the straight one okay where and or sound oh they sound the same they're both ooh okay if you know the person well Vu if formal okay I'll stick with the formal just in case so what else might I know okay so I know how to get like a like a drink I know how to like get my Coke Zero, I know how to ask where the toilet is, what else can I say, what if I would what if I'm asking for directions right I want to say I want to go to the place so I want to go to the convention center or whatever it's called I can't remember what it's actually called I want to go to blah blah blah oh excuse me yeah what about excuse me that's good too excuse me and

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let's go Alia Alia o and then whatever oh my God s and then place where is okay wait I'm gonna take a bunch of these I'm gonna copy a bunch of these excuse me excuse me that's easy oh but there's another one which was

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okay let me explain what job you have at the community manager I don't know that's probably a little misleading I guess I'm technically oh yeah my name is how do you say that nom s Jace Varley is just sweet, Community manager coffee stain Studios I'm gonna steal that one as well Jace of course it's good stuff what time is it okay we'll take that one my last stream last year will be next week

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I already know je m'appelle J so I might stick with that one because I already know how to say it all right well this was good anyway folks the time is up the time is up I really appreciate this I'm Gonna Save this french lesson with Le Sha, and I can check that out later I appreciate it I appreciate it thank you and so if you're, in gonna be at twitchcon and, if you speak French and you're gonna be there feel free to test me we'll see how it goes can the stream continue longer no time's up time's up folks time's up but, I had a lot of fun I had a lot of fun I'll be streaming, with snoot next week, as well that'll be my last stream so be sure to come hang out, second did I get your whisper on Twitch I'm not sure I haven't checked I can take a look after what when is it I live three hours away okay, it's, July 8th and Ninth July 8th and 9th, one second okay, yeah I just got some messages from my dad exactly took it yeah I just have to check those real quick sorry hope you like friends and you'll have some time to enjoy other other things than twitchcon yeah I think it's gonna be a good time I mean I already know that there's gonna be a lot of people that I'd love to see again and there's going to be a whole bunch of new people to meet had such a good time at Amsterdam last year meeting, Community folks, it was such a great experience so yes yes yes can we hear some of your Swedish too, try to read, okay yeah this is the, this is the, tongue twister High which I guess is seven is like some C6 semen maybe, shots Maybe what is that 77 something 77 something nurses or something of the sunken ship called Shanghai something like that heard 77 that was in there yeah, I thought it still got fired are you lying to us oh sorry I meant, not snoot I meant, snap, the new guy snat will be in had a great I'm not Swedish perfect, yeah okay so let's, raid we're gonna raid ejsa, they're working on a vertical main bus Factory it looks like, there are quite a few people there already but we have more so we're going to be a big group just remember me remember to be respectful, I don't see any no backseating tags but, you know I you know don't don't do that too hard or anything like that I'm sure they have their plans for what they want to do be kind and respectful all that stuff all the CC Sailors were cared for by 77 Fair nurses on the sinking ship Shanghai there we are okay no hell of fresh this week, nope it was, got it earlier all right thanks everyone for hanging out have a good, have a good day everyone, and I'll see you next week here on the Stream okay take care bye everyone I have to find the, the the end screen there it is bye everyone appreciate it bye

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